jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(via fryingpanwhoknew)

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM

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HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD 

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OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK  IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK

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(via heytherepigeon)

melodyaimelavie:

Alma 5 is probably the most powerful chapter I have read so far.

Ok so this is the scripture I chose to include on my missionary plaque :)

melodyaimelavie:

Alma 5 is probably the most powerful chapter I have read so far.

Ok so this is the scripture I chose to include on my missionary plaque :)

(via the-girl-named-tyler)

tastefullyoffensive:

hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

tastefullyoffensive:

hammpixFor those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.